Fighter Jet Engine Exhaust

The Scent

Smoke, Activated Charcoal, Spice, Salt and Shea Butter.

The Experience

Option 1: You join an elite military flight academy. During a training exercise your arch nemesis and fellow cadet, Johnny Asshole or whatever, cuts across your nose and forces you to eject. As you fly through the air you feel the warm singe of your own jet engine exhaust coat you with an unmistakably badass combination of sweet smoke and charcoal. After a brief descent, you touchdown in the Pacific Ocean where a splash of sea salt cools your rippling and heroic physique. You think to yourself, “To hell with that d-bag. I stink amazing and I’ll get him next time.”

Option 2: You suds up with this bar of Man Musk instead. It’s a little easier.