Man Musk Soap
1980s Ski Lodge Villain
1980s Ski Lodge Villain
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The Experience
POV: You’re screaming down a double black diamond, blasting synth-rock on your discman as your neon windbreaker whips triumphantly in the air. You cross the finish line to a throng of screaming fans adorned with perms and leg warmers. The fresh scent of pine still emanates from your brawny person as you’ve secured yet another commanding victory for the cool kids. The dweebs won't take over Mt. Macho this season, not on your watch.
Ya... that feeling. Whether you’re looking to be king of the slopes or just want to smell dope, no occasion is too rad for this throwback soap.
- Natural Exfoliants
- GMO-Free Product
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Instructions
Instructions
Combine 2 oz. bourbon (we like Buffalo Trace) with 0.5 oz. simple syrup, add a dash of bitters and garnish with an orange slice. Oh wait, shit, these are instructions on how to make an Old Fashioned, not how to use soap. Well, to wash off your hangover tomorrow just lather and rinse. Avoid eye area.





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