2AM Drunk-as-Hell Breakfast

Barons of beer pong, princes of the pub, kings of the club. No matter where dignified dudes choose to booze, a night of regal revelry isn’t complete without a trip to the late-night castle that is a 24-hour diner. The essence of fresh-brewed coffee, vanilla oatmeal, and honey envelop the nocturnal knights. A nobleman declares a round of beer is in order for the men of his round table. “Who doth protest this hair of the dog?!” he fervidly contends. And as the notes of hoppy brew rise, so too does the morning sun, kissing the faces of the now formerly weary warriors as they are rejuvenated once again like a Phoenix rising from the all-nighter party ashes.