All Man Musk products are handmade in the USA. Apologies to any communist comrades out there, you'll have to continue to get your daily ration of soap from the gulag.

Anywhere between 2-3 weeks, figuring a daily modest scrub. 2-3 years for your friend Carl, who never, ever seems to shower.

Soap will not expire, however we recommend using the soap within 1-2 years of purchase to maximize its ability to help you Stink Amazing.

You can expect your order to ship within 1-3 business days.

After processing, your order should arrive in 5-8 business days with economy shipping. 3-4 days with standard shipping. 2-3 seconds once our teleportation machine is complete (still under construction).

At this time we do not accept returns. If you're not happy with the soap please do not hesitate to reach out and let us know what's on your mind: hello@manmusksoap.com

If you absolutely hate the soap, please regift it to your arch nemesis. That'll show 'em!